UMary Allen
#16 I-caniche ikrelekrele, inothando, inothando kubantu bakhe, idlala kude kube mdala, kulula ukuqeqesha umntu osebenza naye endlwini ongabangeli naziphi na iingxaki.
Kufuneka anqunyulwe malunga neeveki ezisi-8 kwaye akanywe yonke imihla ukuze aqhubeke ebukeka emhle. Uphaphile kodwa akakho ndlongondlongo yaye akakhonkothi. Akathathi cala kwabasemzini. Uyakuthanda ukuhamba umgama omde, akatyekeleli ekuzingeleni ngokungekho mthethweni, yaye uyahambisana nezinye izinja.
#17 Uluhlu lwabathandi be-poodle abadumileyo alupheli, luqala ngoCharlemagne, uMadam Pompadour, uBeethoven, owabhala i-elegy ngokufa kwe-poodle yakhe, uHelmut Schön, uGracia Patricia, uMaria Callas, u-Anneliese Rothenberger kunye nabanye abaninzi.
#18 Iipoodle zifumaneka ngeesayizi ezine (i-poodle encinci, i-poodle encinci, i-poodle yokudlala), imibala eyahlukileyo kunye nokucheba.
Enkulu yinja ekulula ukuyiqeqesha, iqabane elithobekileyo, wazibonakalisa emfazweni xa esetyenziswa njengenja yonyango kunye nesithunywa, uhlala ebonisa isimo sezinja ezizingelayo, kodwa kunqabile kakhulu ukuba azingele kwaye akhusele usapho lwakhe kunye nepropathi yabo.