Mary Allen
Aub damn funny! Koj puas yuav kos npe rau qhov ntawd thiab? Yog tias tsis yog, ntawm no yog 10 yam uas koj tus dev ua txhua hnub thiab lawv txhais li cas, yog li koj tuaj yeem pom tias kev lom zem lub neej nrog tus dev yuav ua li cas.
Txawm hais tias lawv tuaj yeem ua rau peb npau taws rau qee lub sijhawm, feem ntau peb qhia lub siab dawb paug los yog lub sijhawm lom zem nrog peb cov menyuam dev doofy.
Noj cov nroj tsuag, dheev freaking tawm ntawm qhov chaw lossis pw tsaug zog ntawm yoga thiab kev tsim txom - koj puas npaj luag nyav? Yog li ntawd, lag ntseg!
Noj nyom
Cov tswv tsev feem ntau pub lawv cov phooj ywg plaub-legged nqaij. Feem ntau yog nqaij thiab tej zaum qee yam zaub.
Tab sis vim li cas txhua tus doggies noj nyom? Puas yog lawv tej zaum zais vegans?
Tej zaum tsis yog. Noj nyom yog ib feem ntawm kev coj tus cwj pwm zoo ntawm peb cov dev hauv tsev.
Cov hniav ntawm cov nyom txhawb kev zom zaub mov thiab yog qhov nyiam saj, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum sawv ntxov taug kev.
Tsis muaj dab tsi txhawj txog ntawm no tshwj tsis yog tias koj pom koj tus dev noj ntau dhau lossis muaj lwm yam tsos mob uas qhia tias koj tus dev tsis zoo. Ces thov mus rau tus kws kho tsiaj!
Cocktail ib pee, thov!
Cov tswv tsev tshwj xeeb yog tsis tu ncua thaum tus txiv neej aub licks lwm tus dev 'pee ntawm sab ntawm txoj kev.
Zoo, qhov ntawd yog qhov nws nyiam ua dev. Los ntawm lub cev olfactory nyob rau sab sauv palate, dev perceive tsw txawm ntau intensively los ntawm licking lawv.
Yog li tam sim no nws nyob qhov twg, tus bitch hauv tshav kub?
Noj ntuav
Jeppo, dev noj lawv ntuav. Tsis tas li, tab sis ntau zaus.
Nws nyob ntawm seb vim li cas koj tus dev ntuav.
Yog tias nws ntuav cov kua dej daj thiab ua npuas dej dawb, nws feem ntau yuav tso kua tsib. Koj tus dev yuav tsis yaim nws ntxiv lawm.
Yog tias nws noj ntau dhau thiab lub roob ntawm cov zaub mov qhuav tawm ib yam nkaus li nws nkag mus rau hauv tus dev, nws yuav zoo siab noj dua ...
Xawm
"Sledging" los yog "tsav tsheb Porsche" hauv dev txhais tau tias zawv zawg nyob rau hauv lawv lub hindquarters.
Zoo li funny, tab sis feem ntau nws tsis yog.
Cia peb xyuas seb koj tus dev puas muaj teeb meem nrog lub qhov quav lossis teeb meem digestive!
caum tus Tsov
Puas yog Tus Cwj Pwm Tsis Zoo Thaum Cov dev caum lawv Tails?
Rau ib qho twg, yog! Txawm li cas los xij, nws yog ib qho tshuaj tiv thaiv kom tshem tawm lub zog ntau dhau.
Ntau tus dev pom nws lom zem rau kiv hauv lub voj voog thiab caum lawv cov tails. Txawm li cas los xij, qhov no yuav tsum tsis txhob ua rau raug mob!
Kev ua si nres rau yam tseem ceeb dua
Sib ntaus sib tua tiag tiag, tsuas yog hais txog kev sib tsoo ob peb lub thawv ua ke nrog koj, tsuas yog nrawm nrawm ntawm lub vaj thiab mam li mam li nco dheev IMMEDIATELY STOP! Aub yuav tsum lick privates, tam sim no.
Koj puas paub cov kev ua si no nres ntawm koj tus dev?
Lub Muaj Zog
Koj puas paub qhov kev xav ntawd thaum koj tus dev tig tawm ntawm ib pliag mus rau tom ntej, tab sis tiag tiag? Tom qab pooping, pub mis los yog zoo li ntawd.
Lub phenomenon tseem hu ua zoomie. Cov no yog tawg ntawm lub zog uas tus dev cia li tsis muaj peev xwm suppress!
Nws yog assumed tias nws yog pent-up zog uas tsuas yog yuav tsum tau tso tawm. vwm, txoj cai?
Puas yog nws luag los yog nws tom?
Qee tus dev tuaj yeem luag tiag! Dalmatians tshwj xeeb yog paub tias muaj peev xwm twist lawv muzzle rau hauv ib qho kev luag ntxhi.
Cov neeg uas tsis muaj kev paub txog tus dev feem ntau tsis paub meej tias tus dev puas tau luag los yog tom tam sim ntawd. Nrog kev xyaum me ntsis, koj yuav pom qhov sib txawv sai sai!
Cov kws tshawb fawb dev pom tias peb cov phooj ywg plaub-legged tuaj yeem luag! Lawv feem ntau ua li no kom tos txais neeg lossis caw lawv mus ua si.
Qab zib tsis yog nws?
Licking pob ntseg
Ntau tus tswv dev paub nws: kev hlub, kev saib xyuas ntawm cov dev.
Qhov no kuj suav nrog kev lom zem licking ntawm lwm cov dev pob ntseg.
Tab sis tib neeg earwax kuj feem ntau belongs rau cov ntawv qhia zaub mov ntawm plaub-legged phooj ywg. Puas yog koj tsis tau muaj ib tus dev tus nplaig daig hauv koj pob ntseg?
Cov keeb kwm yav dhau yog tej zaum cov dev nyiam qhov qab ntsev ntawm lub pob ntseg qab.
Jummy!
Khoom txom ncauj ntawm quav
Noj poop yeej yog tus cwj pwm phem!
Noj poop los ntawm lwm yam tsiaj xws li miv los yog nees txawm tsawg tshaj li dev noj lawv tus kheej poop. Qhov no hu ua coprophagia thiab yuav tsum tau tham nrog kws kho tsiaj.
Koj tus dev tej zaum yuav tsis muaj ib yam dab tsi.