ʻAʻole ʻo ka English Bulldog he kiaʻi kino maikaʻi wale nō akā he hoaaloha maoli nō hoʻi. ʻOiai no kekahi kumu e kaumaha ai ʻoe ma ka puʻuwai, ʻo kēia "Englishman" me ka helehelena ʻakaʻaka e hiki iā ia ke hoʻohauʻoli iā ʻoe. Akā inā hiki i ke poʻo nui, nā wrinkles nui, a me nā pelu ma ka maka ke hauʻoli, a laila hiki i ka salivation nui i loko o nā ʻīlio ke hoʻokuke aku i kekahi. ʻO ka English Bulldog kahi hiʻohiʻona hiʻohiʻona ʻaʻole hiki ke huikau me nā mea ʻē aʻe. Ma muli o kona hiʻohiʻona, hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi i ka manaʻo he ʻano palaka a lohi ka holoholona. Eia naʻe, inā loaʻa ka pilikia maoli iā ia a i ʻole ka mea nona, a laila e pane koke ka ʻīlio a hiki ke pale iā ia iho. He ʻano mālie a kaulike ke ʻano o ke kanaka ʻehā wāwae o Foggy Albion. Hoʻohui ʻia kēia mau ʻano me ka wiwo ʻole a me ka paʻakikī.
Makemake ʻoe e loaʻa kahi peʻa me kēia ʻīlio?