ʻAʻole ʻo ka English Bulldog he kiaʻi kino maikaʻi wale nō akā he hoaaloha maoli nō hoʻi. ʻOiai no kekahi kumu e kaumaha ai ʻoe ma ka puʻuwai, ʻo kēia "Englishman" puʻuwai me ka helehelena ʻakaʻaka e hiki ke hoʻohauʻoli iā ʻoe. Akā inā hiki i ke poʻo nui, nā wrinkles nui, a me nā pelu ma ka maka ke hauʻoli, a laila hiki i ka salivation nui i loko o nā ʻīlio ke hoʻokuke aku i kekahi. ʻO ka English Bulldog kahi hiʻohiʻona hiʻohiʻona ʻaʻole hiki ke huikau me nā mea ʻē aʻe. Ma muli o kona hiʻohiʻona, ʻike ʻia paha he pipiʻi a lohi ka pipi. Eia naʻe, inā loaʻa ka pilikia maoli iā ia a i ʻole ka mea nona, e pane koke ka ʻīlio a hiki iā ia ke pale iā ia iho. ʻO ke kanaka ʻehā wāwae o Foggy Albion he ʻano mālie a me ke ʻano kaulike. Hoʻohui ʻia kēia mau ʻano me ka wiwo ʻole a me ka paʻakikī.
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